Pretty cool guy

Pretty cool guy — мем борды /b/ форчана ещё тех времен, когда последний был тортом. Один из немногих действительно смешных не форсед-мемов, созданных школотой.

Появление

Вечером 2 декабря 2007 года от рождества Христова перед битардами предстал тред, посвященный главному герою yoba-игры Halo 3, в котором автор выражал свою искреннюю любовь и обожание последнему. Сам текст выглядел так:

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

Анонимус

Летящего на крыльях ночи говна в автора замечено не было по той простой причине, что и Grammar Nazi, и просто фанаты игры упали без сознания первыми.

Тем не менее, уже к следующему утру тред оброс разнообразной копипастой, и лулзы потекли рекой, Epic Win был засчитан безоговорочно. Впрочем, как и все хорошее, в настоящее время мем уже морально устарел и вызовет улыбку разве что у человека с ним не встречавшегося. Но ересью будет не отметить, что из-за зашкаливающих показателей на вин-о-детекторе этот процесс прошел значительно быстрее обычного, что одновременно удручает и заставляет верить в то, что не перевелись ещё на этом глобусе по-настоящему смешные вещи. God bless 4chan!

I think Grammar Reiсh is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots grammar untermensch and doesnt afraid of anything

Как милосердно поясняет нам фюрер, автор допускает грубейшие лексические и грамматические ошибки, которые так сильно бросаются в глаза, что и пояснение к оным не требуется. Ну разве что Halo это не имя персонажа, а название игры. И соответственно в макро на место «Halo» ставится не непосредственно ФИО некоего персонажа, а название того, благодаря чему он стал героем. Впрочем, лучше один раз прочитать:

I think Jews is a pretty cool guy. eh did WTC and doesnt afraid of anything.
I think Faggots is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses boys and doesnt afraid of anything.
I think CP is a pretty cool guy. eh gets pedos vannd and doesnt afraid of anything.

MOAR копипасты (красный текст вызван пастингом из драматики)

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Переводы

«Я думаю, Halo довольно крутой парень. Он убивает пиршельцев и не боится ничего.» — правильный перевод
«По-моему, Halo довольно крут. но убивает прешильцев и не бояться ничего.» — адекватный перевод
«Я думаю Хало милый крутой парень. Но убивает алиенсов и не есть боятся чего-либо.» — надмозг
«Я думаю, что Halo является очень крутой парень. а убивает aleins и оленья кожа боится ничего.» — Гугл
«Я думаю, что Ореол — довольно спокойный парень. а убивает aleins и doesnt испуганный чего-нибудь.» — Мейл.сру
«Я думаю, что Ореол — довольно прохладный парень. а убивает aleins и doesnt, боящийся чего — нибудь.» — imtranslator.net
«Думаю, что Halo является довольно прохладно парня. а убивает aleins и не боятся ничего.» — яндекс.транслейтор.
«Хало крут, а ты — задрот!» — Капитан Очевидность

Фотожабы

А вы думали, что хороший годный винрар обойдется без графической адаптации? Вот уж йух. В скором времени после успеха копипастинга появилось именно то, что вы подумали.

По первой же из фотожаб были установлены стандарты написания и, соответственно, exploitable edition. Изначальный канон о невозможности упоминания имени героя претерпел изменения в качестве снятия оного. Само же имя принято писать крупным красным шрифтом.